| Kitchen Pr0n |
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One frame, one fork,
two wheels and a box of bits. The front wheel already has the
brake disc fitted, while the rear is sprocketed-up. |
| The same thing, but
in a slightly different part of the kitchen. |
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The wheels.
Mavic Open Pro 2 rims, Panaracer Pasela Tourguard 25-622 tyres,
Schwable inner tubes, Velox rim tape. Front hub: Schmidt dynamo,
disc brake version, here fitted with 203 mm Hope disc. Rear hub:
Royce, 135 mm OLN, with EAI 18T steel sprocket. |
| I was bored, so took
a picture of the chainset. Stronglight track, 165 mm cranks, 44T
sprocket. See how shiny my kitchen table was before I started all
this nonse... |
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Depravo at last able
to stand on his own two feet
wheels. The stem has not yet been fully tightened down, coz I'm
waiting for more parts... |
| USE Sumo carbon seat
post and Brooks B17 saddle in place. |
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Doing it on the
kitchen table. Phil Wood bottom bracket and chainset
installed. On the fridge door, under the mad cow fridge
magnet, is my Ham Licence, from Thee
Temple Ov Thee Lemur. |
| SRAM PC48 chain
installed, as are TA bottle cage and Topeak Road Morph pump. The
picture above the cupboard is called "Practice Over" by Alan Fearnley,
and depicts the pits at the 1957 Monaco Grand Prix, trivia fans. And it's signed by the artist and
Stirling Moss, so let's have a bit more respect from you oiks in
future, eh? |
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Having now obtained
some headset spacers and a Delta stem raiser thingy (I am tall, and
disinclined to bend, y'see), the headset can be fully tightened and the
bars - Profile Airwing - installed. The stem is a short and
stumpy adjustable Ritchey, which leads to the whole thing looking
rather odd, but does put the
bars where I want them. The postcard on the far left depicts Paul
McIver, who sing, and plays guitar and bass in the very wonderful Betes Noires, whom I now find
to have renamed themselves "Cutaways". |
| The front brake -
Hope Mono M4 -
is now attached. Yes, the brake line is waving in the breeze, and
will be ruthlessly Disciplined as soon as I'm happy with the
positioning of everything. And pedals, which are Look
PP247. The nice man at Deeside said he couldn't get any black,
only red, so these came off the Speedmachine, which now has some more
appropriately coloured pedals instead. The map visible behind the
handlebars
is of the Ardeche Gorge. |
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We have a rack -
Tor-Tec Ultralight - and a some mudguards. SKS. Next to
Paul's postcard are couple of tickets from White Stripes gigs at Ally
Pally, and below them a French banknote I found in a cupboard. |
| Extreme
close-up!! This bracket lowers the rear mudguard, that it might
be in closer proximity to the tyre, and is made from a Cateye belt clip. |
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Extreme close-up
2!! Spacer to put this
bit of the rear mudguard closer to rear tyre. Fabricated from odd
bits found in the shed, plus a non-hex end of a chainring bolt. |
| Now with rear
light... That's Cosimo the Stealth Baron lurking behind the open
door. |
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More lights -
Solidlights 1203D and Cateye LD500 on the front; 2 x Cateye LD600 and
one LD500 at the back. Cateye Astrale computer also fitted. |
| From behind...
The furry dice on the wall date from when I was post-modern, ironic and
a Ford Capri owner. |
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Depravo joins the
rest of the fleet. L-R: Trice XXL, Trek 4300, HP Velotechnik
Speedmachine, Depravo, Revell Romany aka The Old
Fixer. Cosimo the Stealth Baron is not pictured as, with him
being a member of the nobility, he is far too posh to mix it with these
riff-raff. |
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